1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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I’m Scottish. I can complain about things!
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Today is the Day! #DoctorWho #TheDoctor #PeterCalaldi #awesome #fantastic #keepcalm #mylife

Today is the Day! #DoctorWho #TheDoctor #PeterCalaldi #awesome #fantastic #keepcalm #mylife

This is @leesharaptor , best friends is putting it lightly more like partners in crime lol #bestfriends #partnersincrime #awesome #friends #native #like. #mylife #canada #bloodbloodblood

This is @leesharaptor , best friends is putting it lightly more like partners in crime lol #bestfriends #partnersincrime #awesome #friends #native #like. #mylife #canada #bloodbloodblood

This is @leesharaptor , best friend is a understatement more like a partner in crime lol #bestdriends #partnersincrime #friends #awesome #epic #mylife #badass #native #canada

This is @leesharaptor , best friend is a understatement more like a partner in crime lol #bestdriends #partnersincrime #friends #awesome #epic #mylife #badass #native #canada

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"Made ya look!"

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Got me everytime!]

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TILT YOUR SCREEN BACK AND CRY.



YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Oh my god

cassywinchestertheangel:

winchester-like-the-gun:

soullesssammysatanssoldier:

hopeschmidt:

TILT YOUR SCREEN BACK AND CRY.

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

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You know when you start you day with coloured powder and end with blood, you know you party hard!! #partyhard #party #coloured #powder #awesome #mylife #native #yeahboy #awesome #like  #ThisIsYourFaultChris

You know when you start you day with coloured powder and end with blood, you know you party hard!! #partyhard #party #coloured #powder #awesome #mylife #native #yeahboy #awesome #like #ThisIsYourFaultChris

Had a Great a Time at @hamontcolour , coloured powder everywhere!!!! #colour #awesome #midsummers #midsummer #midsummersnight #midsummersnightdream #dream #fun #hamilton #ontario #like #hamiltionontario #brothers #native

Had a Great a Time at @hamontcolour , coloured powder everywhere!!!! #colour #awesome #midsummers #midsummer #midsummersnight #midsummersnightdream #dream #fun #hamilton #ontario #like #hamiltionontario #brothers #native